|Friday, August 11th, 2000
|The First Megaman Game
|The Lifts, Attempt Number Two
I think one of things I hate so much about them is that they don't seem like they should be that difficult. It's just a matter of timing your jumps, right? So why can't I do it?! It shouldn't be that difficult!
Of course, along the same lines, you'd think any sport can't really be that difficult. All you have to do is put the ball in the hoop, or hit the ball with the bat, or hit the ball into the cup. Conceptually, it's not that difficult, so why do we have such a hard time with it? Why do people who can do it well get paid so much? I blame our bodies. Our worthless, uncoordinated bodies. They have failed us. Millions of years of evolution have failed us. Or at least me. I'm waiting for the day when I can transfer my mind into a perfect robot body. Not only will I be super strong and live forever and maybe even be able to shoot laser beams out of my eyes, but I'll finally be able to get past those lifts!
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